$SHITSTR

Lord Poopsbury Coin

Your Stool, Our Standard. The Global Bowel Movement Has Begun!

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Feeling the Call of Nature?

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Become a part of the Global Bowel Movement. Your next visit to the throne could be the moment you acquire $SHITSTR!

Buy $xxx with every bowel movement and one day
turn your SHIT into GOLD!

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The Vision

⚛︎ The Revolutionary Poop-Flow-Index (PFI) 🧬

Lord Poopsbury's groundbreaking vision: The Poop-Flow-Index (PFI) is the revolutionary concept that symbolically links the value of $SHITSTR to the world's largest, most natural, and constant production – the human gut! It's the future of digestive economics!

~8 Billion humans produce an astonishing amount of untapped potential daily.
An average person produces 100-200 kg of 'shit' per year. That's over 1 Million Tons globally EVERY DAY!
This accumulates to over 365 Million Tons of 'resources' annually – a truly global phenomenon that $SHITSTR is now monetizing!
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Calculated by the groundbreaking and extremely proprietary
Poop-Flow Equation:

N = Number of daily transactions (in PooP-Units)
Vti = Volume of the i-th transaction at time ti
Qti = Quality Factor of the i-th transaction (based on meme relevance and hashtag engagement)
Cti = Community Sentiment (sentiment score) at time ti
α = Shit Volatility Coefficient
∂T/∂M = Rate of change of global meme volume over time
β = Poop Incentive Factor
S(t) = Total Social Media Activity at time t
Avg(S) = Average Social Media Activity over the past 24 hours

Einstein would probably say: "This Formula is SHIT!"
Hey, but we like it – and it works (somehow)!

(Please note: The Poop-Flow-Index is a creative meme concept, representing the narrative value proposition of $SHITSTR, and is not a technically implemented on-chain metric for dynamic token adjustments.)

Who is

Lord Poopsbury

Lord Poopsbury, our wise and wealthy leader, has observed for years how humanity flushes untapped potential down the drain. From this profound insight, $SHITSTR was born. We are here to transform the world's digestive output into a thriving economic sector and celebrate the everyday.

Fair & Secure

The $SHITSTR Tokenomics:

Ticker: $SHITSTR
Name: Lord Poopsbury Coin
Blockchain: Solana (SPL Token)
Fair Launch Principle: Everyone gets an equal chance! No pre-sales, no developer tokens. Even the creator purchases $SHITSTR just like any other participant.

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Community & Vision

Join the Global Bowel Movement!

Lord Poopsbury Coin is more than just a token – it's a philosophy. Become part of our growing Privy Crew, share memes, experience the power of community, and shape the future with us. Your engagement makes the difference!

Created with love by MILES. For all the "shit" that happens in the world... May $SHITSTR bring a smile to your face and make the world a bit brighter for a moment!